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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Which country of the world has the largest business network?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

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No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

What is a mouse breather?

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

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No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

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Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

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share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

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